Meredith (Apr 18, 2008):
OMG, we had such a fun time at our party Rob...you were AMAZING! I got calls for days about how much fun all the girls had. Thanks so much for making my sister's bachelorette so memorable. I will SO be coming to the show ASAP!
Mere <3
Cami (Aug 5, 2007):
Dear Absolute Men....
WELL...where to start...I just have to say...I attended my first ABSOLUTEMEN show at Hammer Jaks tonite..(8/4) and WOW! ..Diego...Zack...Triple X....Giovanni..OHMIGOD! Absolutely great! I just wanted to say thank you for an excellent time and a wonderful show...Just wondering what kind of cologne does Diego wear? WOW...Please feel free to email me back! If you cant exactly place a face to a name..my shirt said 'YES THE'RE REAL' and Triple X might remember me cause my BANDANA said 'It Aint Gonna Lick Itself' LOL LOL Well..Had a great time..am getting married in 8 months..will have to nonchalantly drop your card in my matron of honors mailbox! LOL Thanks for giving a girl a good night out and a lot of fun..Thanks!
Cami
Italian Glory (Jul 2, 2007):
I just want to say that I LOVE all you fellas, you are all great. You all seem to be great guys. My girls and I have such a fantastic time...And we always have stories to tell. lol. I can't wait to see you all again..
Jeanne (Jun 24, 2007):
Hey Rob Giovanni:
I just wanted to let you know that my girlfriends loved the show! They're going to tell their other girlfriends to come next time. They all said you guys were excellent dancers (it was their first time at the show). I had a great time too.
I hope you're enjoying the summer, and I'll see you on the next show.
Jeanne
Nancy (Jun 24, 2007):
Hi Joe!
I want to thank you. Giovanni was very talented and very good! We all enjoyed having him strip for us! Boy all of girls had headaches because all the laughing we were doing, he was very funny too! He is worth all the money we paid!
Thanks again ... Nancy
Jennifer (Apr 23, 2007):
Dear Absolute Men,
Thank you for providing Triple M. for Amy's Bachlorette Party on April 14th at Hammer Jaks, he was GREAT!!! One of the girls was wondering if you could possibly find out what cologne he was wearing??? It is a strange request, but she wants to buy it for her fiancé.
Amy can't stop talking about Triple X., please convey to him that we all had a great time, and that he did a wonderful job.
Have a great day,
Jennifer
Nikki:
Oh my god! All the guys were great! I’m bringing all my girls
for their birthdays…the guys don’t disappoint.
Pam:
I can‘t believe i got Absolute Men‘s email.
I‘ve missed you from Hunk Mania. I
can‘t wait for the new site to be up and running. You were by
far the best and hottest! Good luck with Absolute Men. By the
way, what ever happened to Valentino? Love the two of you and would
do anything for the chance to see more of you both, a lot more, if you know what I mean!!!
Ashley:
OH MY GOD!!! Thank you sooooooooo much! I don‘t think you know
how much you just made my day! I had a horrible day and I come home and
read the emails and a great big smile just came across my face! This is
really nice of you to do. I‘ve been waiting a REALLY long time to turn 18
and go see male strippers and just have a lot of fun! Thanks again and I will
be calling soon. Feel free to email me back.
April:
Hey! I just wanted to tell you that we had an
awesome time last night. Thank you for everything,
you are truly the best and know how to make a girl
feel special. Thank you again, we need to make arrangements
for my own personal show.
Mithy:
I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW OF UPCOMING SHOWS, IF YOU HAVE A MAILING LIST. MY GIRLFRIENDS AND I WENT TO A SHOW IN OCTOBER; SOME OF YOU WERE VERY HOT!!!!!!!
Dawn:
The Halloween show at Mor in Stamford was awesome. The Mask routine was hilarious, and the fire man one too. Thank you all for a fun time. My friends and I will definitely be there again.
Tina:
I love Giovanni!!!!!!!! Especially in his cowboy hat! Ha-ha
Blanca:
Thank you for showing my godmother a great bachelorette party on June 24th.
I‘m sure she won‘t forget it and neither will anyone else there, including me.
Ana Maria:
Just wanted to say my friends, family, and I had the best night Friday ...
you know the show was good when you have bruises afterward!!! Thanks again for all your help...
Devin‘s Mama:
I saw your show on Friday night and I must say you guys are fucking hot!
Giovanni, there is no denying that you are the man. Antonio... mmmmm.
I certainly look forward to seeing ALL of you again soon.
Jeanne:
I just wanted to let you know that, you guys did a great job last
Saturday at club MOR in Stamford, CT. The dancers REALLY KNOW how to
move that body, lol. I‘d like to see you guys again, l.o.l.
Amy:
Thanks for making our brides bachelorette so much fun. We had a blast!!
Sarah:
My name is Sarah (23) I saw your show last night I live in Avon
SO It‘s so great that you guys are so close. I just wanted to say
I had a great time last night AND I thought Rob--the cowboy/sailor
was awesome. I loved his act at the end and he also seem like he‘s a
really nice guy. I wanted to invite him out for coffee He was so cute
lol. The other guys were great as well. I had a great time and I was so
happy to win the 2 free passes. I will absolutely plan to come back soon
I want to have a bridal shower and I don‘t even need to get married I‘ll
just come to see the show. You guys were great. Thanks for the great night.
Amy:
I was at your show at Snookers in Ansonia about a month ago and you mentioned that you would be coming back in September. I don‘t recall the date that you was mentioned- maybe around the 15th?? I checked your website and didn‘t see a mention of the show. I really hope that you‘ll be back to Snookers. My friends and I had a great time and can‘t wait for the show!!
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