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November 29th, 2009:

Thank you so much for sending Giovanni over on such short notice on Saturday November 28. All of us girls had a great time! A few of the girls were nervous at first, but Giovanni made everyone feel comfortable and all the girls were thanking me for inviting him over. All the girls are already asking me when we can do it again. We just need to save up some more money and then we will definitely be calling again for another girls night out. Thanks again for such a great time. I will recommend you to anyone who asks for a male stripper. :)


September 1st, 2009:

Daphne, Kevin and Giovanni,

I am writing on behalf of the bride and her guests to thank you all for the wonderful and memorable evening we had (Thursday, August 20th). Everything went very well from paper work to logistic, we could not have our evening without your professionalism. All the guests had a lot of fun and were very amused. Under the circumstance, Giovanni was a gentlemen and very caring, and has a good sense of humor so please thank him on our behalf. (Asian group from Beijing, China)



July 28th,2009:


My name is Heather and I saw the Absolute Men on Friday Night. I just have to say that they were amazing and I wanted to get a picture with Triple X it was my Birthday and I wanted him to be my Birthday Gift. If you could just let him know that I said hello and to give him my number it's (###)-###-####.

Thank you for a great show and hope to see the men again soon.


June 21st,2009:

Kevin and Rob,

I cannot thank you enough for saving my Best Friends's Bachelorette Party last night! I was panicked when the dancers I booked with another company- Men in Motion- were supposed to arrive at 9:30 and after not being able to reach anyone from that company by 10pm, I picked up the phone and Kevin sent Rob within 30 mins! Not only was the party amazing, but I can't thank you both enough for helping me out in a jam. I will seriously tell anyine who will listen, not to work with any other company and risk having happen what happened to us!

Thanks again guys!


June 12th, 2009:

My girls and I got together for the June 12th show in New Haven and it was the first for all of us to be at your show. It was fantastic! The guys were awesome and the show was great! We got Absolute Men's number so hopefully we will see you guys in our area of Springfield Mass soon. :-) Thanks for a great birthday!!
Amanda W. (Birthday girl)
Sandra, Lisa, Amanda M., Theresa & Eva

April 18th, 2008:

OMG, we had such a fun time at our party Rob...you were AMAZING! I got calls for days about how much fun all the girls had. Thanks so much for making my sister's bachelorette so memorable. I will SO be coming to the show ASAP!

Mere <3

August 5th, 2007:

Dear Absolute Men....

WELL...where to start...I just have to say...I attended my first ABSOLUTEMEN show at Hammer Jaks tonite..(8/4) and WOW! ..Diego...Zack...Triple X....Giovanni..OHMIGOD! Absolutely great! I just wanted to say thank you for an excellent time and a wonderful show...Just wondering what kind of cologne does Diego wear? WOW...Please feel free to email me back! If you cant exactly place a face to a name..my shirt said 'YES THE'RE REAL' and Triple X might remember me cause my BANDANA said 'It Aint Gonna Lick Itself' LOL LOL Well..Had a great time..am getting married in 8 months..will have to nonchalantly drop your card in my matron of honors mailbox! LOL Thanks for giving a girl a good night out and a lot of fun..Thanks!


July 2nd, 2007:

I just want to say that I LOVE all you fellas, you are all great. You all seem to be great guys. My girls and I have such a fantastic time...And we always have stories to tell. lol. I can't wait to see you all again..

June 24th, 2007:

Hey Giovanni:

I just wanted to let you know that my girlfriends loved the show! They're going to tell their other girlfriends to come next time. They all said you guys were excellent dancers (it was their first time at the show). I had a great time too.

I hope you're enjoying the summer, and I'll see you on the next show.


June 24th, 2007:

Hi Joe!

I want to thank you. Giovanni was very talented and very good! We all enjoyed having him strip for us! Boy all of girls had headaches because all the laughing we were doing, he was very funny too! He is worth all the money we paid!

Thanks again ... Nancy

April 23rd, 2007:

Dear Absolute Men,

Thank you for providing Triple M. for Amy's Bachlorette Party on April 14th at Hammer Jaks, he was GREAT!!! One of the girls was wondering if you could possibly find out what cologne he was wearing??? It is a strange request, but she wants to buy it for her fiancÚ. Amy can't stop talking about Triple X., please convey to him that we all had a great time, and that he did a wonderful job.

Have a great day,

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